TIDBITS OF LIFE: Chris Brown/Rihanna Re-enactment NOT as Effective as It’d Like to Be

I’m going to the DR tomorrow to bask in the sun and put the toxins back in my body that I worked so hard to take out. Unfortunately, this means I won’t be updating until Next Monday . Until then, enjoy these tidbits of life:

1) DoSomething.org took the liberty of posting a video re-enactment of the Chris Brown/Rihanna fight, with goofy looking, regular teenagers. Um … I’ll just let you see it for yourself:

2) In news that almost made me throw up, some European countries are decriminalizing INCEST?! The justification: ‘Not everything that is immoral has to be illegal.” Josef Fritzl, you should’ve been born in Romania. All this while Alaska and Florida are making moves to ban bestiality. Because you shouldn’t be able to have sex with animals … UNLESS they’re related to you.

3) So apparently, this recession is causing more and more women to turn to stripping and the porno industry? If you’ve been looking for an excuse to slide down the pole for money but worried what people would think about you, fear NO more! It’s OK now! Nobody will judge you because EVERYBODY is poor.

4) I’ve been raving about this film, A Good Day to Be Black and Sexy — Invisible Woman copped an interview with Director Dennis Dortch. Check it out here.

5) I overslept this morning because I didn’t select the “ON” button after I set my alarm. WTF is the point of the “ON” button? If I set the alarm, clearly I want it on. I don’t want to wake up with that overdramatic panic that accompanies oversleeping.