RANDOM THOUGHTS: Things I Wonder Why God Made

2009 July 7
by Issa Rae

Thought_BubbleA) It’s Tuesday, so I’m up watching the MJ memorial on CNN. Shout-out to my friends, Da Qing and Da Quin, who were personally invited by LaToya to attend the memorial. I hope you cry extra hard, put up the “Jesus hand” and mouth all the words so you make it on TV.

B) Things I Wonder Why God Made: i) pubic hair; ii) roaches AND rats. Why not one or the other? iii) gnats; iv) high-pitched voices

C) Why do people continue to talk to you when your head is turned in the opposite direction from their face and mouth? Or when you don’t even acknowledge what their saying? I don’t understand how you can continue to talk to someone without receiving any kind of validation for or acknowledgment of what you’re saying. If I’m talking to you, and you’re not looking at me or at LEAST saying “Mmmhmm girl,” I shut the fuck up and keep the rest of my thoughts to myself.

D) Soul Sis-Star Rocky Horror’s RE-visited review on “Why Do Fools Fall In Love” just cracked me up.

4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 7
    Kiki permalink

    ROFL@ this post!!!! To address B. From an evolutionary standpoint, pubs were made to be a barrier for our goodies to protect against insects, leaves, twigs, and other things that our ancestors didn’t want all up in them when they didn’t have undies.

    @ C, I know what you mean.

    I’m ANTICIPATING reading this “Fools” post, already opened it in another tab, ready to read as soon as I hit submit this comment…..

    • 2009 July 8

      LMAO, thanks Public Health for filling me in on pubes. I no longer wonder.

  2. 2009 July 7
    mlm permalink

    mmmhhhhhmmm girl

  3. 2009 July 8
    Lenox Ave permalink

    Damn! You have some interesting questions going on here. lol

    http://lenoxave.livejournal.com/

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