MOVIE TIME: Stuff I Plan To See This Weekend
18 Sep
It’s going to be a busy weekend for me, but I’m still going to try to squeeze in a couple of movies. I haven’t been to the movies in like 2 weeks, and that’s just too long.
1) “Jennifer’s Body” starring Megan Fox
Jennifer’s Body is on my list of Fall Movies I’m Excited About. It’s another sexy vampire movie and it’s the closest thing to a scary movie I’ll ever see:
2) “The Informant” starring Matt Damon
A Steven Soderbergh comedy starring Matt Damon as Mark Whitacre, an overweight, high-level employee at ADM (Archer Daniels Midland), the “supermarket to the world”, who wears an FBI wire to uncover a major price-fixing scam. ADM pleads guilty and pays a $100 million fine, however Whitacre ends up doing more time than the corrupt leaders he helped to capture:
Not to burst your bubble, because we all know vampires are sexy, but that’s not exactly what Jennifer’s Body is about. Sadly. Apparently, it’s just The Exorcist meets Cruel Intentions. That’s right. She’s inhabited by a demon giving her insatiable Man-Flesh thirst…..yeah. And has an eerily sexually tense relationship with her geeky girl BFF
Who Thinks of these things??
In other news, did you know Megan Fox is ONLY 5’4???? WTH, Hollywood makes everyone look 10ft tall. This chick couldn’t even be on the SHORT season of Top Model!
Oh wow. Apparently Diablo Cody “thinks of these things.” That’s the main reason I want to see it. But recently I’ve been discouraged since basically NONE of my friends want to see it with me, as they claim it’s a “devil” movie. So yeah … guess I’ll just wait for the DVD.
It doesn’t even surprise me that she’s 5″4. Isn’t Shia LeBoeuf super short too? Ol’ Even Stevens lookin ass.
I saw Jennifer’s Body and it made me laugh, lots. It was pretty good minus the infamous “kiss scene” – the extreme close up was a bit much. Go see it!
Here’s my quick review…
http://www.reelartsy.com/2009/09/jennifers-body-review.html